Sunday, July 12, 2009

UFC 100 RECAP


If UFC 100 proved anything last night it's that it would be in everyones best interest to stay as far away as humanly possible from Dan Henderson's right hand, that no welterweight in the world has any business whatsoever stepping in the cage with GSP, and that Brock Lesnar is the single most terrifying individual I've ever seen.

Henderson vs Bisping

The U.K.'s Michael Bisping's first mistake was running his mouth and his second mistake was circling to his left leaving him susceptible to Henderson's sledgehammer right. The majority of the fight was a standup boxing match with Bisping circling the ring while throwing occasional punches, Henderson continuously stalked him while loading up his right hand. The only real action in the fight was when Henderson decapitated Bisping and followed it by pummeling Bisping's lifeless skull just for good measure in the second round. The convincing Henderson victory will now lead to debate for a possible rematch with reigning middleweight and pound for pound juggernaut Anderson Silva.

GSP vs Thiago Alves

Georges St. Pierre continued his campaign for pound for pound supremacy with a convincing victory over always dangerous Thiago Alves. GSP set the fights pace, stayed out of Alves' range, and took Thiago to the mat at will en route to another dominant unanimous decision victory in the octagon. Alves and his one dimensional muay thai striking attack was smothered by St. Pierre's out of this world jedi skills. The only real question left after this fight is if Georges will get the chance to face Anderson Silva for supremacy of galaxy.

Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir


If you weren't the slightest bit disturbed by this match then you were either too drunk or a 1980's slasher movie villain. Duke Nukem aka Brock Lesnar was the proverbial mean big brother you never wanted and thankfully never had. Lesnar skipped the foreplay and immediately took Mir to the ground were he imposed his will via knuckle sandwich throughout the first round. By the time the second round began Frank Mir's face looked like it was sponsored by The Spaghetti Factory. The second round, much like the first was completely dominated by Lesnar and his frightening ground and pound. Pinning Mir to the cage, Brock unloaded right hands into Franks face until referee Herb Dean stopped the match. If you are a disgruntled fighters wife looking to cash in on a serious life insurance policy I suggest you get your hubby to fight Lesnar. If not, the only thing that belongs in the cage with Brock other than Fedor is a pissed off grizzly bear brandishing a buoy knife. Other than that I don't see anything or anyone stopping Lesnar's reign of terror anytime soon. Be afraid.

Stay lustful for blood gents!

E.L. Healey

2 comments:

Max Gibson said...

It's just crazy how Brock Lesnar went from fake wrestling to the real shit. I wanna see someone in the WWF get him mad and see him go off. Kimbo v.s Brock though, who wins?

Anonymous said...

maaaan, I have to go with Lesner on that one. Only because he has fought at a higher level for longer. He trained with experienced athletes that have been champions at one point... It would be entertaining to watch though...