I mean does anyone really wear this shit? It looks like the clothing designer from Twilight Zone the Movie was playing a childish prank. But in all seriousness, who the hell wears this crap. It's Tommy Bahama shorts/pants, mixed with grandpa Tommy's country club wardrobe malfunction gone wrong. I can't even really describe it. However there is positive news gents. If any of you were thinking about getting your special someone (obviously this only applies if you are a straight male with a female girlfriend) a dress (even though that sounds fairly creepy after reading it). The women's "clothing: starts at $79.00. Wow. I'm so excited. Do you seriously believe me? Good because I wasn't serious. I'll check back in later. Beer of the month at Wahoo's Fish Tacos is $1.89, (Newcastle) thats cheaper than your best night at one of those money grubbing establishments on Prospect. I am just jealous actually.
Stay positive Gents.
J.E. Albert
