Sunday, March 8, 2009

bollinger.


bollinger


Brandon (the innocent's face was blurred)

I check in on our producer Bollinger from time to time, and this parent teacher conference went a little different than usual. Bollinger is our producer for the film "The Seasons" that I'm directing and have been working in association with Carlos Mason on for about a year now. Brandon is one of our production coordinators and seems to have had an interesting weekend with our old friend Bolinger, the story is as follows;

(facebook chat)

Brandon
you know it's a good night when you start charging drinks on Bollinger's tab and not your own
2:14pm

Max
that is genious
2:14pm

Brandon
hahahaha, he got pissed at me
it was classic
2:15pm

Max
was there a scene?
2:15pm

Brandon
not this week
last weekend yes
last weekend, I'm sitting in the back of this car with these two girls and making fun of bollinger
2:15pm

Brandon
just normal shit, nothing big and they go, why do you make fun of him
and i respond, bc it's easy and fun and they yell out, ohh fun like he has syphilis 
2:16pm

Max
omg
2:17pm

Brandon
and he gets pissed at me
and slaps me, so I put him in a head lock and we tumble to the ground
choking each other
and then there were a few fuck you s
and then we got over it and continued drinking
all right in front of the dorms
2:17pm

Max
wow that is phenomenal
2:17pm

Brandon
I ended up with the equivalncy of whip lash and in the chiropractor the next day
and he had a gnarly scrape on his arm
thank you Tanqueray.
2:18pm


good work Bollinger, we love you.

stay scrape-free gents

J.E. Albert

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