Shooting at Breeza

all day.

ridiculous. actors.

extremely happy.

Star of Akbar

Jessie is the man

The only way I  was able to spell Breeza correctly was because Carlos looked it up on Google Street View. And the only way that I remembered shooting it was because we have footage that our camera recorded of the "actors" saying bullsh*t lines there. Breeza is a new overpriced condo building in downtown SD. Not really even worth the trip to be honest, except for the sales girl from Chicago. Very impressive. As for the units themselves, they reminded me of being in a press box at a Padre game; it's like, yeah, it's cool that your in an exclusive box with a sweet view, but after the first inning you realize you're in a shitty room with sucky carpet and a nice refrigerator. But the actors......... they were the ones that made me really pissed off (i.e. photo above). Despite messing my back up, (mainly because I sleep in weird obtuse positions) I was able to perform my task of the day which was to basically nothing and stand around like there is a legitimate reason to write me a check at the end of the day. There was a commercial shot, apparently, but I'm not exactly sure how its going to turn out. We aren't editing it, so if you see a commercial on television for Breeza Condos downtown, don't fall for its cheap imitation appeal because you will lose. What will you lose? Well for starters $800,000 to $1,400,000. But for the people who aren't as concerned about that, you are WINNING a fairly lame contest. It's called the "I'm a dumbass and spent all my commission check from Morgan Stanley, on a box with a toilet because I want to bring drunk sorority girls home" contest. J.E. out.

Stay financially sane Gents.

J.E. Albert